“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun”, or so said Mary Poppins. I have a feeling Mary never had to do the ironing. Ugg, holy Mary Poppins, how did this happen?
Today, the Boominator (a human looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg, sent to earth to do housework) MUST tackle her least favorite chore. We’re running out of room. First, I make a plan of attack. Luckily I have a few old Star Trek episode’s up my cyborg sleeve.
Look guys, it’s an episode with a kitty cat!
What? Oh, sorry I woke you.
Wait a minute, that’s no kitty cat! Look, Kirk is working his magic on her. It’s no wonder I had a crush on him.
Oh man, this laundry pile is a crime. Boominator hates ironing, TAKE THAT!!!
Oh yah! Dreaded collared shirt’s? No problem……
Of course the Enterprise survived to “go where no man has gone before”. I can’t say the same for that laundry pile.
“The Boominator’s going to the craftroom now, but I’ll be back”
While the Boominator might not come to your house, what do you do to make housework fun?